we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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