awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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