I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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