i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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