look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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