I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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