Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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