Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
