dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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