if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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