Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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