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go home
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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