so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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