im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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