So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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