She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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