Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize
