mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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