Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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