I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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