idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We need to get me chipped asap
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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