ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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