i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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