hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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