It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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