My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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