yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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