Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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