Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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