The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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