Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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