Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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