Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
its liver damage thursday
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