i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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