I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm at about main and main street
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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