I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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