Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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