i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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