Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
