; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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