Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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