butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I have post one night stand depression
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