This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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