The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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