I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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