just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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