We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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