How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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