didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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