i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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