I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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