Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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