I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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