Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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