it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I cut my penus on the lid.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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