Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Please don't give away my fajitas
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
