idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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