she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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