I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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